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TWO ITEM MINIMUM REQUIRED PER PERSON.
FOR PARTIES OF 6 OR MORE, AN 18% AUTOMATIC GRATUTITY WILL BE ADDED TO YOUR BILL.
Seattle Super Sampler
Mozzarella Sticks, Pretzel Bites, Fried Pickles, Chicken Tenders, and Fries. Served with assorted dipping sauces. (No substitutions.)
$25.00
Boneless Buffalo Bites
Crispy boneless chicken tossed in buffalo sauce. Served with ranch or blue cheese.
$17.50
Buffalo Cauliflower
Battered and fried cauliflower tossed in buffalo sauce.
$17.00
Fried Pickles
Crispy, tangy fried pickles with ranch dressing.
$13.50
Falafel Bites & Pita
Golden-fried chickpea balls served with tzatziki dip and pita.
$15.00
Garlic Fries
Crispy fries tossed with garlic, parsley, and parmesan cheese, served with ketchup.
$13.50
Mediterranean Platter
Hummus, tzatziki, pita, falafel, feta, olives, and fresh veggies.
$22.50
Mozzarella Sticks
Golden-fried mozzarella, served with marinara.
$13.00
Pretzel Bites
Warm, soft pretzel bites with beer cheese.
$13.00
Pot Stickers
Dumplings filled with seasoned pork, served with a side of sweet chili sauce.
$13.00
Includes a side of fries.
Upgrade to garlic fries for $2 more. Upgrade to a side salad for $3 more. Substitute Impossible patty for $3.
Bacon Cheeseburger*
6oz beef patty, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and house sauce on a brioche bun. Includes a side of fries.
$18.75
Cowboy Burger*
6oz beef patty, bacon, cheese, crispy onion straws, BBQ sauce, mayo, and lettuce on a brioche bun. Includes a side of fries.
$18.75
Chicken Tenders
Hand-breaded tenders and your choice of dipping sauce. Includes a side of fries.
$16.00
Fried Chicken Sandwich
Crispy chicken tenders, ranch, and pickles on a brioche bun. Includes a side of fries.
$18.75
Bacon Chicken Caesar
Romaine, grilled chicken, bacon, parmesan, croutons, and Caesar dressing.
$15.00
My Big Fat Greek Salad
Romaine, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, bell peppers, olives, feta, and Greek vinaigrette.
$14.00
Molten Lava Cake
Served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
$12.00
Cinnamon & Sugar Pretzel Bites
Soft pretzel bites coated in cinnamon sugar, served with chocolate sauce.
$13.00
Soda
Pepsi Products
$5.00 Single | $8.00 Unlimited Refills
Juice
Orange - grapefruit - pineapple - cranberry
$5.00
Hot Beverages
Coffee | Tea
$5.00
Perrier
$6.00
Bottled Water
$4.00
Red Bull
Original or Sugar Free
$8.00
NA Athletic Brewing Run Wild IPA
$9.00
Heineken Zero
$8.00
Spicy Pineapple Marg
Pineapple juice - lime juice - simple syrup - soda water - muddled jalapeños - tajin rim
$8.00
Lavender Lemonade Spritz
Soda water - lavender syrup - lemonade
$8.00
The Berry Suspicious
Soda water - strawberry puree - lemon juice - simple syrup
$8.00
Pineapple Express Yourself
Pineapple juice - lime juice - tonic water
$8.00
Cinderella
Orange juice - pineapple juice - ginger ale - grenadine - bitters
$8.00
Baby Mule
Ginger beer - club soda - lime
$8.00
Absolut Stress
Absolut vodka - Malibu - peach schnapps - orange juice - pineapple juice - cranberry juice
$13.00
Cadillac Margarita
Don Julio Blanco, Cointreau, House Sour Mix, Orange Juice, Grand Marnier, Salt Rim
$16.00
Cherry Limeade
Cherry Vodka, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Grenadine
$15.00
Huckleberry Lemonade
44° North Huckleberry Vodka, Lemonade, Soda Water
$15.00
Moscow Mule
Absolut Vodka - Muddled Limes - Ginger Beer - Available in original, raspberry, blueberry, or peach
$14.00
Paloma
Blanco Tequila, Grapefruit Juice, Lime Juice, Soda Water
$14.00
Pretty in Pink
Wild Roots Marionberry Vodka, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer
$14.00
Raspberry Margarita
Jose Cuervo Silver Tequila, Cointreau, Lime, House Sour Mix, Raspberry Liqueur, Sugar Rim
$14.00
Sour Gummy Bear
Raspberry vodka - peach Schnapps - sprite - lemon juice
$14.00
Whiskey Thyme
Bourbon Whiskey, House-Made Thyme Syrup, Lemon Juice, Bitters
$14.00
The Sasquatch
44° North Huckleberry Vodka, 151 Rum, Peach Schnapps, Black Raspberry Liqueur, Lemonade
$17.00
Smells Like Old Fashioned
A Seattle spin on the timeless classic—made with local bourbon and coffee bitters, stirred smooth and served over a large rock with an orange twist.
$17.00
Available in 16oz or Pitcher (64oz)
Coors Light
16oz - $9.00 | Pitcher - $34.00
Bodhizafa IPA
16oz - $10.00 | Pitcher - $38.00
Mac & Jack's African Amber
16oz - $9.50 | Pitcher - $36.00
Manny’s Pale Ale
16oz - $9.50 | Pitcher - $36.00
Blue Moon
$9.50
Corona
$9.50
Fremont Sky Kraken
$9.50
Guinness
$9.50
Heineken
$9.50
Michelob Ultra
$9.50
Rainier
$9.50
Rogers Pilsner
$9.50
Sea Quench Ale Sour
$9.50
Seattle Dry Cider
$9.50
Spacedust
$9.50
White Claw
Black Cherry, Mango, Strawberry
$9.50
NA Athletic Brewing Run Wild IPA
$9.00
NA Heineken Zero
$8.00
Available in 6oz / 9oz / Bottle
House
Red, White
6oz - $11.00 | 9oz - $14.00 | Bottle - $42.00
Mirassou
Cabernet Sauvignon, Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio
6oz - $15.50 | 9oz - $21.00 | Bottle - $62.00
Decoy
Red Blend, Rosé
6oz - $20.00 | 9oz - $28.00 | Bottle - $80.00
Browne Family Vineyards
Cabernet Sauvignon
6oz - $20.00 | 9oz - $28.00 | Bottle - $80.00
Blanton’s
$28.00
Clase Azul Reposado
$35.00
Johnnie Walker Blue
$28.00
Vodka
44 North Huckleberry, Absolut (Various), Grey Goose, Pinnacle Whipped, Stoli Blue, Titos, Wild Roots Marionberry
Gin
Bombay Sapphire, Hendrick's, Tanqueray
Rum
Bacardi Superior, Captain Morgan’s Spiced, Captain White, Malibu
Tequila
Casamigos Blanco, Casamigos Reposado, Don Julio Blanco, Hornitos Silver, Jose Silver, Patrón Silver
Whiskey
Crown Royal, Jack Daniel's, Jack Honey, Jameson, Seagram 7, Skrewball
Bourbon
Basil Hayden's, Buffalo Trace, Bulleit Rye, Heritage Elk Rider 92, Jim Beam, Knob Creek, Maker’s Mark, Woodford Reserve
Scotch
Glenlivet 12, Johnnie Walker Black, Macallan 12
Cognac
Hennessy VS
Liqueur
Amaretto, Baileys, Cointreau, Frangelico, Grand Marnier, Kahlua, Midori, Sinfire
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness,
especially if you have certain medical conditions.
especially if you have certain medical conditions.