Special Event

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is a comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews, written by real people with not-so-real problems. Whether it's a bar's "no-throw-up policy," a nude beach with too much nudity, or a school psychologist's fashion sense, reviewers complain about it all. Prepare for equal amounts laughter and eye-rolling as siblings Xandy and Christine read reviews of Cincinnati area locations live. They nobly delve into the cesspools of Yelp, TripAdvisor, and other review sites to find you the best of the worst.

10/15/2025 7:15 PM

Door Time: 6:15 PM

Other Showtimes

Feature: TBA

MC: TBA

Tickets: $37/$52

  • All shows are 21+ with valid ID unless stated otherwise.
  • Seats only guaranteed until showtime. Ticket price is more expensive at the door (if any remain).
  • Reserved seating is the best 25% of seats. General Admission is first come first served after that.
  • There are no refunds on any ticket purchases.
  • 2-item minimum in showroom. This means each person must purchase 2 items off the menu. This can be an alcoholic, or non-alcoholic drink, or any of our food items.

Show/Doors Times

  • 7:15 PM Show/6:15 PM Doors

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is a comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews, written by real people with not-so-real problems. Whether it's a bar's "no-throw-up policy," a nude beach with too much nudity, or a school psychologist's fashion sense, reviewers complain about it all. Prepare for equal amounts laughter and eye-rolling as siblings Xandy and Christine read reviews of Cincinnati area locations live. They nobly delve into the cesspools of Yelp, TripAdvisor, and other review sites to find you the best of the worst.